The Hayley Effect* - a loss of voluntary control over one's motive sensors creating an inability to exit (i.e.  
leave, escape) any area, albeit a room, a car, a video store, etc. when the beautiful Ms. Hayley starts
singing.  Warning:  This is highly contagious, and often leads to symptoms of "Compulsive Buying
Anxieties," "Involuntary Singing," "Frequent Daydreaming Fits," and/or "Arguments Regarding Hayley
as the Best in The World."  If condition continues, the
"Losing-my-girlfriend-because-I-talk-too-much-about-Hayley Disorder" can often create further issues.     

To check yourself, you may wish to ask the following:     

1.  Am I seeing Hayley logos, hearing Hayley's voice, and/or involuntarily typing about Hayley on a
frequent basis?   

2.  Have I resorted to rather extreme measures of pursuing the further purchase of Hayley CD's, DVD's,
and memorabilia?    

3.  Have I attempted to contact Ms. Hayley at least once within the past six months?   

4.  Do I daydream of beautiful hills, fluttering butterflies, and Ms. Hayley's hand in mine?   

5.  Have most people around me suggested I receive some sort of help?  

If you answered "yes" to any four of these, you should seek the following treatment:  

Insert your favorite Hayley CD into your CD Player, turn the volume all the way up, chat with as many
people just like you as you can (albeit this official forum or the Hayley Westenra International forum), and
buy a concert ticket as soon as possible....there is little hope for you now!    

*This is not to be confused with, "The Westenra Effect" as described by Afer in a previous reply to the
post "Have you ever seen a grown man cry?"  You must be exposed to the former before being
diagnosed with the latter.    

Welcome and feel free to share your stories of how "the Hayley effect" has taken over your life.  We
sympathize

And continues with other posts, talks about Hayleyitis and a reference to Katherine.

Do you recognise a pattern?
The Hayley Effect